living the ultimate bachelor’s life:

eating ramen and furiously trying to finish a research paper with too little time and resources…..

except that I’m a twenty year old girl and should probably be doing something fun on a saturday night. yay

Why is it that even though I’m taking 2 studio art classes which involve buying an infinite number of supplies, I have still spent more money on my seminar class due to unavoidable library fines?? 

in a scramble to find every and any means to procrastinate even further, I remembered about the existence of Tumblr! woooot. yay for tumblr!

anyways I want to talk about some really nice things that I found out about life in the last couple of months.

1. peeling the skin off grapes before you eat them

2. sleeping for 20 hours straight, waking up to eat, and then going back to sleep

3. picking your boogers, wiping them on your shirt, and then stealing a clean shirt from your sister

4. getting paid to watch family feud with 90 year olds while eating icecream at work

I also want to point out that one of my favorite things to do is ramble on about pointless things. It makes me incredibly happy because it proves that I actually has thoughts that can be strung into sentences floating around in my head. sounds simple, but it’s not really something that I’m used to since I spent 4 years drooling from the corner of my mouth nodding out in highschool. 

WHICH IS WHY I’m kind of upset that my general intelligence seems to have dropped at least 10 points since I have started college…. how the hell does that make any sense whatsoever? basically I have traded of tripping balls and solving physics equations on my roof with being able to have a generally cohesive conversation with fellow human beings…. I’m not sure what to think of this…. all I know is that I miss being the smart kid. conceited? maybe. melodramatic. definitely. 

I guess the moral of the story is that you should write your 20 page papers during the 9 weeks that you are given, instead of the last 5 days before it is due. 

to call someone at 5am and ask if I  WANT to work  a 13.5 hour shift, when I am already scheduled for an 8.5 hour shift and then get mad when I say no? Then call me again 20 minutes later just as I have fallen asleep again to make sure that I’m not coming in for the jackass that called off? Then call me another 10 minutes later to ask if I can come in at 9 instead of 11:30 for no apparent reason? 

Why this is just wrong:

1. Never call me (or anyone) at 5 am

2. Never call me at 5:20 am

3. Never call me at 5:30 am

4. Don’t get mad at me when I say no.  

5. Why would anyone in their right mind WANT to do that?

Anyways… I’m sure no one really cares, but sometimes I just like to complain. I’m not going to lie, life is good, I’m just being a baby. 

On a side note, WHAT THE HELL IS SWEETEST DAY? And how come I’ve never known about it until today? And NO, I don’t want to eat a bunch of candy, I’m on a diet— assholes. By assholes, I mean the people who made up this ridiculous “holiday”, not my boyfriend who was also fortunately unaware so I didn’t have to feel guilty about forgetting to get him anything. 

ok. thats it. sorry. 

I shaved my legs for the first time in about 4 months….. the ensuing itchy-ness not to mention naked-ness that my legs experienced is not worth being groomed. Never shaving again for the rest of my life. going Hippie Dippy Drippy FTW. Sorry, Kime. 

Does it make me a bad person if I am extremely unlikely to watch a movie if there are not attractive actors/actresses in it?

Have to read 6 articles and 3 chapters (from a book I have yet to buy) by 4pm tomorrow, my computer won’t let me download them, have to fistfight for a computer at school tomorrow after my first class, which ends at… 1:20pm. There will be blood. 

Ok, so it’s not that bad, but I’m mad and angry that I can’t play cards all day. Sigh… on a side note: Am extremely proud of myself for actually deciding to read. Minus 10 points to my self responsibility due to the fact that this is a seminar and I WILL be called out and I WILL NOT be able to bullshit my way through if I haven’t read. 

Overall I get 10 points for writing a title half the size of my post, another 42 for attempting to be responsible, minus 10 for reasons described above, add 8 for knowing what I have to read, subtract 3 for being up at 3:30 when I have to wake up at 8:30, and subtract another 12 for not being able to play cards…. that leaves me at: 

35 points.

I’m giving myself an extra 100 point bonus tomorrow if I manage to break someone’s nose in the midst of my battle to snatch a computer.